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“I would ask every male celebrity “How badly do you want to kiss me?” They would all say, “Not so much.” But it would be really fun to ask every single one and then see if it actually works.”
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As any suntanned, bug-bitten kid will tell you, there are two types of summer camps. The second is the kind kids beg to attend—the type of warm-weather heaven where you make s’mores with the Beastie Boys’ Mix Master Mike.
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“I’m driving a 2002 Toyota Avalon that my grandfather willed to me when he died. Could I afford another car? Absolutely. But does the car work? Yeah.”
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Some nights you just want to sit at home in your PJs, eating pizza and watching The Real Housewives of Dallas (or whatever) because you “just don’t feel like going out tonight, OK?”
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“I’d see Robin Williams, who was my idol, and he would levitate the room. I would just think, “I gotta get better.” And that’s just what drives me. I’m always thinking, how can I get better? In fact, I’ll be writing right after we hang up.”
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“There are financial documentaries about bank crises and things in America that people don’t even know about. If I feel like it’s relevant to me or my life or what I’m interested in learning about, I just throw it on and make it a part of what I’m doin’.”
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Last month, British songbird Ellie Goulding dropped a music video for “On My Mind,” the single from her upcoming album, Delirium. Shot at El Cortez, the video details a romance tainted by booze, abuse and lots and lots of glitter. Let’s break it down by the second.
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“If you’re thinking this is awkward, you’re probably on the right path.”
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Sure, the kitchen cabinets are off their hinges, there are holes in the walls and there’s a pervasive scent of dog urine throughout the place, but … look at all this room!
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“When asked what new material he’d like to shine a Cosby kind of light on, Buress replies in his signature understated fashion: “There’s a new bit that I do about being at the airport. You gotta see it at the show.”